Party like it’s 2003. What? That’s the same confusion I felt when I was looking under the bathroom sink and stumbled across Joe’s body splash.
It’s not the first time I’ve seen it. When I first saw it, I thought it was odd that a man have Bath and Body Works body splash but I let it go. So when I was going through the bin under the sink a few months later, I took a closer look and noticed it was from 2003.
I thought there’s no way that Joe has been using and keeping this body splash for SIXTEEN YEARS but then I realized, of course he has. I’m not sure how or why this bottle made the cut so many times especially in my bathroom, but it did.
So here’s a pro-tip: do not keep your body splash for 16 years. If fact, scrap the whole concept of body splash all together unless of course it’s some lovely smelling lavender or something rose that smells pleasant, then it’s ok 😍
This was today’s public service announcement. Oh and don’t worry, after I pointed out the date to Joe, I trashed it.